My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
one-pearl-point
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective
Jon Wang was smart enough to score a 1590 on his SAT, but too ignorant to avoid falling for white supremacy rhetoric. And not only did he allow himself to be used by racists, he adopted and then full-throatidly made their arguments for them.
#It’s a divide and conquer strategy, and sadly some people (who should have been allies) fell for it
“So the schools can look at gender, geography, and wealth. They can look at legacy admissions. They can look at athletic accomplishments. They can look at whether or not you're good at chess. They can look at whether or not you're good at playing in the piano, but they can't look at whether or not you're a minority.”
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Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham
I vote we revive this shit.
Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.
Y’know what? Yes.
If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.
What will you do for 100K?
50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.
100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD
FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!
TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO
Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.
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hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something
bobert91
buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.
This is the funniest fucking post on this site.
Absolutely ridiculous that CNN would even have him as a guest. Absolutely mind-blowing that Jake Tapper just.... moved on.
My dad turned our couch into a motorboat. As in, he just attached a motor to one end of the couch and threw it in the lake. It worked.